Your wardrobe should have clothes for the rarest of occasions. For instance, a parade day! Agreed that even if it may not be rare, but one usually does not get involved in a parade, is it? Anyways, it is mandatory to look your best on this day. For the same, you have to experiment a bit with your clothes. Here is how you can go about it:
Now, to begin with, show that you are a true patriot and are really interested in the parade (it is difficult, but not impossible to fake it). If you do not have this attitude, it is advisable to join a training course that will teach you this. Without learning it, you should not continue reading further (seriously!). Learnt it? Good, take a pen and paper now to note down the ingredients for making an omelet out of an elephant’s egg. Oops, sorry; note down the ‘things’ that you would need to do for experimenting with your attire on the parade day!
• First thing, you require a uniform of a soldier from the army of a communist country. Remember, you cannot buy such a uniform in the market; you would have to borrow it for some time from the soldier without his notice. Now see, this is not stealing ok? You will eventually return the uniform.
• Once you are done with it, paint the uniform in a dark shade of pink. Coloring it in a pink shade will actually amplify the commanding personality that it emits.
• Next thing to do is to stitch a symbol that says ‘Capitalist Army’ across the chest of the shirt. To decorate it further, you can also have some epaulettes along the shoulders so that it gives you the appearance of a high official in the military.
• Well, if you put on the dress and go out for a parade in Iraq or Afghanistan, the local people over there are sure to follow you perhaps. They may also shout with an audible anger in their voice (courtesy: some of the few recent so called Presidents of the entire world). Some of them may become violent but stay calm and explain them that you from the army of a capitalist nation and are there to help them get rid of tyrannical rulers. The experience that you will go through there further will be a memorable one for sure.
And yes, we come to the end of this lesson on how to experiment with your clothes while dressing for a parade day. Hope you have a wonderful time at the parade and everybody around gives you a lot of attention.
P.S: Keep in mind, coloring the dress in ‘pink’ is compulsory!
Disclaimer: The reader is solely responsible for practically implementing any ideas mentioned in the article.
